May 10, 2012

Hey there, noob.

I would've called this a "Way Back Wednesday" post, but frankly, it's Thursday.  Truth be told, I feel asleep last night while trying to make this blog look all pretty and welcoming (see that fence? That's for the Mexicans and people visiting from correctional facilities - you're welcome). 

Yes...I decided to re-start the blog. No, it's not 2006.  It's 2012 - we have a Halfrican-American president and some mormon dude who is running against him.  I KNOW.   It's like The Big Guy Upstairs created this whole deal because he knew I was restless to write some shit.

So, if you want to subscribe, do it. And if you don't, well I'm not your mother. But call her anyway.